sea-bars:

    send your pics at yheu@wupics.com

    (Source: sandandglass, via caramel-lesbian)

    dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

    TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

    (Source: mykingdomforapen, via caramel-lesbian)

  1. triptophobias:

    backwardsorbust:

    ellavictorious:

    That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

    That is the sickest shit ever

    i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

    (via caramel-lesbian)

    thatcurlyhurdgirl:

    I will reblog this everyday

    (Source: milestellers, via caramel-lesbian)

    rnisandrists:

    elf-in-mirror:

    This right here, ladies and gentlemen, just might be the best beauty-and-beast-story ever.

    Because any little girl (or boy for that matter) should grow up knowing that you could be a giant green ogre, and you’d still be bloody gorgeous to the ones that matter.  And not in the “oh, I can overlook your flaws” -kind of way. But in the “those aren’t flaws, they are beauty spots!”-kind of way.

    Rant finished.

    the donkey fucked a dragon

    (via caramel-lesbian)

  2. zzazu:

    britney2007spears:

    joebarborak:

    thepurdypurdy:

    THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

    To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

    Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

    In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

    The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

    The people that work there really don’t care.

    u lived in a k-mart

    This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

    (via caramel-lesbian)

    disneyismyescape:

    kinell:

    Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

    i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”

    (Source: disneysdaily, via caramel-lesbian)

  3. milthanks:

    collegehumor:

    chuckhistory:

    Ooops, I dropped my towel. 

    Looks like she’s gone au naturale. 

    *sounds of Nash Grier screaming*

    (via caramel-lesbian)

  4. shinobicyrus:

    queerpropaganda:

    "can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

    It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

    (Source: creepyenjolras, via pastel-femme)